“A couple of years ago I noticed that the Altoids in my desk drawer were dissappearing. Unsure, I counted them one night, and yup, someone’s grubby fingers were going into my drawer, opening up the tin, and stealing my eats sometime during the night. So I carved fake Altoids out of Ivory soap, coated them in salt to match texture, replaced the real Altoids, and put them in my drawer. They looked perfectly real. The next day one of the fake Altoids was missing. Capturing the theif’s face at the moment of the bite would have been priceless. “What did I just eat! Is it soap? Why is it salty? Is it poison!”
