“I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his
bed. My son is only 16 and I really don’t think he’s ready to date yet. What’s worse is that he’s sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!”
“several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys don’t live several million years.”
“I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie.”
“How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that:
1. If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys;
2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them;
3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years;
4.how come we cant speak monkey?
a small selection from the amazing Top 100 Quotes From Fundamentalist Christian Chat Rooms
- spelling mistakes left intact. Apparently being a good christian does not put a premium on grammar.
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