March 2010
12 posts
“Perhaps the earliest widely-held theory for the Tunguska explosion was that the...”
– Tunguska event - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“CURRENT LICKABLE STATUS: EVERYTHING IN SIGHT believe me this has taken weeks to...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
“did you know you can sleep an entire day away upside down in a hamper WELL YOU...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
“OH SURE WE ALL HEAR ABOUT OSCAR NIGHT nothing about socks night I WAS NOMINATED...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
She said 'John Hancock' instead of signature
Me: Er, we don't use that term here.
Her: Of course you don't! That's because he didn't sign your declaration of independence, you non-constitution-having, freedom-of-speech-hating motherfucker!
I went to have a shower after making the sexytime.
stuffmygirlfriendsays:
“It’s all right for you. Some of us have to smell like vagina all the time!”
Sources: Anti-Gay California State Sen. Roy... →
Funny how that always happens….
