April 2009
45 posts
TV Shark.com - 'Jon and Kate' Dad Fights Rumors Of... →
‘Jon & Kate Plus 8’ dad Jon Gosselin is fighting rumors of an affair after he was spotted leaving a bar at 2 AM with a mystery woman and without his wedding band.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentavirate?
Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?
Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
Recession Watch: $4.99 Popeye's Chicken Deal... →
- Dang! That’s some good chicken, for sho’!
Consumer Reports: Consumer Reports Offers Tips For... →
- Definitely read some of the comments.
Marathon
lilahjane:
Me: Hey, here come the runners! Wooooh! Pheidippides: Who are these people? Where are they going? Me: From one end of New York to the other. It’s a twenty-six-mile distance. Sound familiar? Pheidippides: What message do they carry… and to whom? Me: Oh, they’re not messengers. Pheidippides: But then… who has forced them to do this? Me: No one. It’s like, you know, a way of...
U.S. military enlists iPod Touch for battlefield |... →
“Oh yeah, this rugged device, which retails for less than $230, was developed in the private sector without taxpayer money. Considering the military’s history of being charged for $435 hammers, $640 toilet seats, and $7,600 coffeemakers by contractors, this is a great deal.”
F-Secure says stop using Adobe Acrobat Reader |... →
With all the Internet attacks that exploit Adobe Acrobat Reader people should switch to using an alternative PDF reader, a security expert said at the RSA security conference on Tuesday.
Of the targeted attacks so far this year, more than 47 percent of them exploit holes in Acrobat Reader while six vulnerabilities have been discovered that target the program.
The News Vault - Outgoing Link - New Dan Brown 'Da... →
Six years after the release of his mega-selling “The Da Vinci Code,” the Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group announced that Brown’s “The Lost Symbol,” a thriller set during a 12-hour period and featuring “Da Vinci Code” symbolist Robert Langdon, will come out in September.
- Yay! Audiobooks, here I come!
TV Shark.com - William Petersen Says 'CSI' Movie... →
William Petersen, who played ‘CSI’ forensic expert Gil Grissom for eight years and continues to be with the show as executive producer, says a big screen version of the popular crime series is in development.
Mental Note: cp with transfer status??
If you’re just trying to determine the copy speed, why not just use ‘time’ command, eg.
time cp
and the ‘real’ time is how long the copy takes.
Divide that into the size (in MB) of whatever it is you copied and you’ve got your MB/sec figure.
Study Finds Pirates Buy 10x More Music Online than... →
(via xstevemurphy)
- Shocking!
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Advice: Don't Have Group Sex In The Taco Bell... →
- This is why I always use the drive-thru.
“no honestly NOT IN BLANKETS AT ALL this is simply a socks pie HEY NO PETTING PIE...”
– Twitter / Sockamillion: no honestly NOT IN BLANKET …
“and what have we here AH YES MY FOOD DISH tah dah and for my next trick I will...”
– Twitter / Sockamillion: and what have we here AH Y …
“time for spring training CLAW CLAW CLAW RUN RUN RUN RUN ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL HUP...”
– Twitter / Sockamillion: time for spring training C …
Side Effects: 9 Legal Drugs With Extremely... →
Sometimes the cure really can be worse than the disease…
Former 'Power Ranger' Sentenced To Death →
(via xstevemurphy)
- Wait til you see why….
“And when I’m happy - the people around me are happy. I’m just...”
– Flat Line’s Life Line
WatchTV Shark.com - Lindsay Lohan Makes Singles Ad Mocking Herself (Video)
recommended TEDTalks : Busted! The sneaky moves of... →
The Simple Dollar » 50 Side Businesses You Can... →
What follows is a list of 50 of those ideas that I’ve collected over the last year or so. Each of these ideas is very simple to start, and most can be done as a sole proprietorship at first (meaning you don’t have to file any legal documents to get started, though you will want to do that if it starts to take off). Most of these can be done at home in your spare time in your spare space, too.
Can you vibrate as much as a sex toy? →
The News Vault - Outgoing Link - Polish Politician... →
“We didn’t pay 37 million zlotys ($11 million) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there,” Michal Grzes, a conservative councilor in the city of Poznan in western Poland, was quoted as saying.
WatchTrailerSpy - Bruno International Red Band Trailer HD
- This may actually be better than I previously thought.
“grabbing bottom of couch and sliding along floor CLAW SLIDE CLAW SLIDE CLAW...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
“hopping onto empty bed SCORE mine mine mine mine mi zzzzzzzzzzzz”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
“AND NOW A LITTLE NIGHT MUSIC and by night I mean now and by music I mean FEED ME...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter