March 2009
47 posts
Declaration of Revocation: by John Cleese
To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your...
“I found this pill you can take that makes you no longer hungry. It’s called a...”
– Amir (via david)
“Overall it seems that getting heavily pirated is an indication of success, and a...”
– Disaster! No One Pirates Or Downloads Our Music For Free | TorrentFreak
How to Spot Atheists and Report Them to the FBI →
Landover Baptist Church has a helpful guide for cleansing your community of Godless heathens. Read carefully and join the army of Right-Thinking Americans in helping law enforcement officials fulfill…
Who Profits From Red-Light Cameras? →
More cities are signing up for red-light cameras, making handsome profits for companies that operate them. What’s less clear is whether the cameras improve safety. While studies show fewer T-bone…
“No one should ever be upset that people are downloading their record for free....”
– BitTorrent Freed Music, and Now It’s Yours | TorrentFreak
WatchBBC NEWS | Programmes | Click | BBC team exposes cyber crime risk
Egyptian Hieroglyphic Name Translator alphabet... →
write your name in the ancient script
WatchToday’s Best Country Music Videos: Video of Julianne Hough Talking About Her Wardrobe Malfunction On Dancing With The Stars
Overheard on TV: Only in L.A.
L.A. resident blond says to her brunette room-mate:
- “Are you not comfortable with adding numbers together?”
“Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said...”
– F*** My Life - FML : Your everyday life stories.
“Today, I woke up at my boyfriend’s place with grumbling stomach pains. I...”
– F*** My Life - FML : Your everyday life stories.
“Today, I drove my two kids to their friends’ houses. In my convertible,...”
– F*** My Life - FML : Your everyday life stories.
“Today, I was walking to my car tonight when I saw a large man walking behind me,...”
– F*** My Life - FML : Your everyday life stories.
“Today, it is my twin sisters and my birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa...”
– F*** My Life - FML : Your everyday life stories.
“Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she...”
– F*** My Life - FML : Your everyday life stories.
“Today, I spent $160 on a spa package for me and my best friend because her...”
– F*** My Life - FML : Your everyday life stories.
“sleeping quietly APPROACHING HAND DETECTED EMERGENCY EVASIVE MANEUVERS IN ACTION...”
– Twitter / sockington
“The problem comes from non-tech people trying to get their head around things...”
– Have you had the Programmer’s Blues? : programming
“COUCH SPHYNX SAYS YOU MAY NOT PASS couch sphynx says you must answer the riddle...”
– Twitter / sockington
“WHAT IS BEHIND THIS DOOR I AM MEOWING UNTIL YOU SHOW ME oh wait I remember it is...”
– Twitter / Sockamillion: WHAT IS BEHIND THIS DOOR I …
Snow | Informer lyrics →
Even with the lyrics in front of me, I still have no idea what he’s saying.
MythBusters' Kari Byron is pregnant.
“That’s right, I’m busting myths for two now,” says Kari Byron as she confirms the myth about Baby Byron.
To celebrate, the 34-year-old MythBusters star has put together a list of the changes she’s noticed since getting pregnant:
10. When Grant says “Holy crap, run!’ I can waddle at best.
9. My new keen sense of smell is a disadvantage when handling...
Sunbeam ACMI-P-HUVB UV Blue Computer Case With... →
Yeah, it is!