November 2009
18 posts
“DOES THIS FLOOR MAKE ME LOOK FAT here let me roll around a few times I THINK THE...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
“HOORAY THANK YOU MUCH OBLIGED THANKS FOR THE TURKEY marf marf marf marf OH...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
“stare stare stare stare stare stare stare stare stare stare stare stare stare...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
“So it’s environmental. All we need to check is parasites, viruses, bacteria,...”
– House (via david)
- I have a new appreciation for House.
Pilates
stuffmygirlfriendsays:
“Engaging your core is surprisingly easy when you’re trying to hold in a fart for the last half of class.”
“When I was little, I thought all cats were female dogs.”
– Patrick “Don’t Let Your Girlfriend Get a Cat” Crawford (via lilahjane)
Retouching
stuffmygirlfriendsays:
“I don’t know why I bother going to the gym when you’re so good at Photoshop.”
Watchxstevemurphy:
Totally hilarious: The Button
- Apparently it’s not such a hard dilemma….
“What happens in Monaco, stays in Monaco. Because the internet connection blows.”
– Emil (via david)
Patriotic Muggers Return Soldier's Wallet →
xstevemurphy:
A Milwaukee Army reservist’s military identification earned him some street cred Tuesday, when he says four men who mugged him at gunpoint returned his belongings and thanked him for his service after finding the ID. - via Neatorama
"Sweetheart," I said. "Wake up, it's morning."
stuffmygirlfriendsays:
“No. It’s too MUCH morning!”
WatchMJ In Witnes Protection on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
He’s not dead - he’s just working “smaller” venues.
“I was playing Lego Star Wars with my 8 yr old daughter. She kept killing me and...”
– It Made My Day - Little Moments of WIN (via xstevemurphy)
“THIS IS THE MOST FASCINATING WALL EVER not explaining why”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
“WHAT IS ALL THIS THEN non-upturned bowl completely folded clothing flat unrolled...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter