October 2009
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A friend mentioned that they liked watching...
stuffmygirlfriendsays: “That’s because you’re a pervert. It’s not really a spectator sport if you’re just playing spot the camel-toe.”
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Complaint #521
whitewhine: Sorry, but previews for other movies are NOT special features, DVD. -Whine by @spcilk
Oct 30th
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“THIS IS THE MOST FASCINATING WALL EVER not explaining why”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
Oct 30th
“welcome to socks corner AND HERE IS SOCKS CORNER and socks corner is over here...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
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“THE BEST PART IS WHEN YOU SAY THIS ENTIRELY LONG THING AT ME and then wave your...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
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“give me a tuna TUNA give me a tuna TUNA give me a tuna TUNA what’s that...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
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“forgotten dust behind couch it is surely a hard life for you DO NOT DESPAIR...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
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“I LICKED A SQUIRREL AND I LIKED IT / the taste of a furry spastic / I LICKED A...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
Oct 25th
“oh goodness just checked the balance sheet AM TOTALLY BELOW MY MONTHLY CUTE...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
Oct 25th
“suddenly lying behind you on chair while you sit up no particular reason WOAH...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
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There were two bags of rubbish to take out. I...
stuffmygirlfriendsays: “Just check and see if it clinks or stinks!”
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WatchWatch
Prettry awesome card tricks :)
Oct 25th
“up stairs down stairs up stairs down stairs up stairs JUST TRYING TO IMPROVE...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
Oct 21st
“LOOK EVEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT STUFF ON THE RUG IS let’s just call...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter - Ewwww
Oct 21st
“oh sure it may seem like a basic end table BUT BENEATH IT IS MY INVISIBILITY...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter - Or an old yellow rocking chair!
Oct 21st
“ANYONE SEEN MY KEYS can’t find them CHECKING UNDER ALL THE PILLOWS AND...”
– Twitter / Sockamillion: ANYONE SEEN MY KEYS can’t … - maybe they were in his pocket?
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