February 2009
71 posts
January 2009
52 posts
recommended The Duel on @boxee. check it out at... →
“I am sure I forgot something OH HERE WE ARE hi tail”
– Twitter / sockington
“DOES THIS FOOD DISH ECHO WHEN I MEOW INTO IT meow meow CONCLUSION NEGATIVE munc...”
– Twitter / Sockamillion: DOES THIS FOOD DISH ECHO W …
“I have featured a few ways before to make free calls to the US and other...”
– Calling America for Free | ShanKri-la
- Not to be confused with the local countries….
The Wonder Years Unavailable On DVD Due To Music... →
One of the tragedies of ridiculous music licensing practices has been that TV shows that involved great music can no longer be seen — because when they were first aired, there was no aftermarket, and so no rights were cleared with the music owners. The famous case is the TV show WKRP in Cincinnati, which tried to get around the issue by replacing all the great classic rock in the original,...
Blogger Thinks The Onion's fake "MacBook Wheel" is... →
xstevemurphy:
“you’ll have to use the wheel to scroll to the letter and tap the center in order to type it down — which is agony.”
- Ha HA! FAIL!
“I have to say, the OCD side of me really likes that February is a perfect...”
– me (via xstevemurphy)
- OoooOOOOooooo…me likey :)
“WHY IS THERE WATER EVERYWHERE oh I see my foot was in the dish”
– sockington the cat, via Twitter (via xstevemurphy)
- Isis…?
Complaint #346
whitewhine:
“Ugh, I hate when you have to select a country from a dropdown menu and United States isn’t the first option!” -Whine by Eve
- It makes me so ANGRY!
Slanket Proposal
lilahjane:
lizistwentythree:
“My boyfriend and I have been talking about getting Slankets for weeks, but hadn’t yet bought them. I came home on Saturday, and he said he got us early Valentine’s Day presents- Slankets! He had his on, and gave me mine. Turns out, he had had his mother sew pockets into mine, and inside the pocket was an engagement ring… He asked, and I said yes! Proposal via...
Complaint #349
whitewhine:
“I hate Google’s new icon. It’s fugly.”
-Whine by Robyn
- Oooh, I totally agree!
Welcome to Windows 7 →
Thanks for your interest in the Windows 7 Beta. The volume has been phenomenal—we’re in the process of adding more servers to handle the demand. We’re sorry for the delay and we’ll re-post the Beta as soon as we can ensure a quality download experience.
- FAIL!
Australian Court Appoves Receiving Court Notices... →
In the capital city of Australia, Canberra, court notices may come to you through your Facebook account. The Supreme Court has ruled that Australian citizens can be given a court notice through email, text or even a Facebook message. Ouch, I wonder how many Aussie Facebook users are now going to delete their accounts and just keep it to face-to-face contact.
From NotAlwaysRight.com
(Note: We are 2 blocks away from the beach.)
Customer: “Your lanes are crooked.”
Me: “Sir, I assure you they are not crooked; we have lane inspectors that come in every 8 weeks and check for that kind of thing.”
Customer: “No! MY LANE IS CROOKED! Every time I bowl, the ball goes to the right!”
Me: *glancing at the clock* “Well, you know, it’s about 1:30. The tide is coming in.”
Customer: “That has an effect on it?”
Me: “Oh yeah, I mean, we’re only a few blocks from the beach…”
Customer: “Huh… well, I guess I’ll try to bowl more towards the left, then…”
www.notalwaysright.com
Watchkatyperryblog:
The sun’ll come out Tomorrow Bet your bottom dollar That tomorrow There’ll be sun.
- “Me luvs b-a-n-a-n-a-s!”
Porn Industry seeks Bailout →
(via burn)
“People are too depressed to be sexually active,” Flynt said in the statement. “This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex.”
Things I didn't know I would see before I died
burn:
A dude sitting on a locker room bench with only a t-shirt on, blow-drying his pubes.
- I never EVER want to see that. This is what keeps me from joining a gym.
Watchxstevemurphy:
A little pre-keynote humor from The Onion: Apple’s Keyboard-Free Laptop
- Oh, Onion - Thou amuseth me with your Apple wares.
Security and your mother's Linux box →
As the professor of security engineering at Cambridge University, Ross Anderson is one of the founders of security economics as an academic discipline. Perhaps more impressively, though, he wants…
Dickonomics: How 5 Everyday Businesses Trick You →
The economy is in the proverbial pooper and many are trying to cut back. Unfortunately, there’s a reason you came back with a new hi-def TV and 10-gallons of discount mayonnaise last time you went to…
“I was wondering if you knew of any kind of program that would give the...”
– Video File Type Discovery | Daily Cup of Tech
- Fortunately fo him, yes, there is a way.
Web Site Special Effect →
xstevemurphy:
Wub is sexy.
- It’s fun! for about 14 seconds.
Complaint #336
whitewhine:
“‘Mary is can’t wait for the party this weekend!’ Seriously? Newsflash: You can delete the ‘is’ when updating your facebook profile.”
-Whine by Ethan
Catch rapturous girls' looks on your zipper...
burn:
Spam Mail just got smarter.
Complaint #338
whitewhine:
“I finally make it to Rome and the Pantheon ceiling is under construction? These things only happen to me.” -Whine by Natasha
- Maybe it should be called “Red-Whine”?
WatchNew Wii Drives Kid to Insanity
WARNING: Reduce speaker volume before playing
- I don’t think he really likes it…..