June 2007
105 posts
“What shape should my armchair be when I watch a DVD to comply with the licensing...”
– Comments on ‘DVD ripping to be rendered impossible?’ | Reg Hardware
“Q. Could you pick up a dollar bill with a magnet? —B. Gates A. A large...”
– The HooK: STRANGE BUT TRUE- Bad vibes: Bridges, breasts, brews all bounce
“It’s SHITE being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low. The scum of...”
– by Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: Trainspotting (1996) - Memorable quotes
Dark Roasted Blend: Women's Facial Expressions →
Tre informative!
Quit Holding It: Find the closest place to go on... →
Yes. Yes, they did. Oh, no, they didn’t! No, they really did do it. Yes way. Aha. Yup. I’m telling!
Average U.S. download speed now 1.97Mbps vs.... →
Thanx Japan! Thank you very much for making us feel like losers, AGAIN! Thanx for reminding us that we can’t get off our fat, KFry-fed behinds and catch up to a little tiny nation in something that we INVENTED!
Plunging necklines a no-no at masses - Yahoo! News →
Hmm, maybe leaving the Catholic Church was a bad idea. Maybe I should attend mass in the Philippines. Thanx Peachy! I’ll see you soon.
Firstborn children are the cleverest - 21 June... →
Sorry little bro - now I know it’s not your fault.
Evil Blog Contest - Win a 24″ Wide Screen LCD...
John Chow dot Com, a blog that helps you make money is giving away a 24″ wide screen LCD monitor! To enter, you just have to write about it. This is my entry. Now give me the monitor! The contest is sponsored by BlueFur, who wants to let you know that they’re hosting Canada and the rest of the world.
“To find out which version you are using, open a terminal window and enter...”
– Xubuntuguide.org : En:Feisty
Privacy: Get a free disposable phone number with... →
Seems like a great idea, but how do we know they aren’t just selling our phone info to some phone-spam warehouse?
N.Z. couple can't name their son '4real' - Yahoo!... →
Wait! The numeral was the problem?
Nine Dangerous Words Women Use
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on...
Jacksonville.com: Metro: Story: 'You're fired,'... →
What a world we live in. Mental note: Cancel trip to Jacksonville and call back about giving up that apartment.
São Paulo: The City That Said No To Advertising →
Good for them!
Va. School's No-Contact Rule Is a Touchy Subject -... →
“… We all know that high-fiving leads to under-the-table mutual masturbation…” (credit: Digg comments)
WTF? I was already lonely in school, now this? Maybe I should just stay home from school, and learn from my robot parents.
“I’m sick but not on purpose and I really do want to change.”
– - read in an email.
For Father's Day: Some Funny Tricks Dads Played On...
“My dad told me that the No Outlet sign meant there were no outlet malls at the end of the street. I believed him until I was 12.”
“My dad told me the worst swear word you could possibly say was ‘Bonstonian.’ It meant ‘someone who has no private parts.’ My brother and I used the word until we were teenagers and my father giggled every time we said...
“According to NBC/Universal general counsel Rick Cotton, today’s society is...”
– Piracy more serious than bank robbery, fraud and burglary?
What a jackass! Wait until he gets held up at a bank.
“Rep. Lipinski and FCC Chairman Kevin Martin, who has advocated for expanded...”
– New bill would create family tier, extend indecency standards to cable
Techdirt: Canada Is Hollywood's Fastest Growing... →
Does not fem-pute.
As Seen On "The Loop"
Sam: Yeah, so I don't think I'm gonna go to the block party.
Sully: Dude, please... African American.
Sam: BLOCK party, Sully. With an "O".
Sully: Oh... I thought you were saying "black" with like a fancy, racist accent.
“Ahhh…i see. Well, that might be true, but I still think it’s worth it. :)”
– From the “What-Were-We-Just-Talking-About” Dept.
You Have the Power: Wii Powerglove - Gizmodo →
It seems like it took a long time for this, even though the connection was inevitable. The cat would like to be let out of the room now, please. Get your geek on, my young padawan.
Family's winner becomes a loser and loser a winner... →