April 2007
119 posts
Apr 26th
“What are some of your other hobbies other than gaming? Other than gaming?!...”
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Apr 26th
“Tell us an embarrassing video game story. I was playing Fatal Frame for PS2 once...”
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Apr 26th
Apr 25th
Internet2 sets new speed record | Ministry of Tech... →
 News flash: a home user brings Internet2 down with a massive torrent download.  Where do I sign up??!!
Apr 25th
Naked man shot near U.S. embassy in Kyrgyzstan -... →
 What were they threatened by - his size?
Apr 25th
Apr 24th
IFPI in Polish university bust →
Reprazent? I guess we have to take the good with the bad.
Apr 23rd
“I do wonder why politicians try to completely control everything that makes...”
– Techdirt: Can We Please Have Politicians Understand The Internet Before They Regulate It?
Apr 23rd
Armenian Eagle » 13 Little Things That Make A Geek... →
 So few things make a geek happy.
Apr 23rd
“My girlfriend the other day lit me up with happiness when we were having a...”
– Digg - 13 Little Things That Make A Geek Happy Priceless! 
Apr 23rd
Behind the Scenes With Heroes Creator Tim Kring... →
Tim Kring doesn’t know Magneto from Wolverine. You’d never know it from watching Heroes, his hit show about everyday people with extraordinary powers.
Apr 23rd
Dream Home Theater Takes Cues from Skywalker Ranch... →
 I know where my next $100,000 is going.
Apr 23rd
Comparison Shop from the Store with Frucall -... →
Apr 23rd
Apr 23rd
Pet Peeves(tm) - Everybody has at least one →
 My pet peeve: websites that collect people’s opinions.
Apr 23rd
“Average interval of ejaculatory contractions 0.8 seconds”
– from: Penis owner’s manual I actually already knew that. That’s what 5 years in college buys you. 
Apr 23rd
Penis owner's manual →
 Priceless!
Apr 23rd
Frucall - Online Comparison Shopping Web site for... →
Apr 23rd
Jordan branded 'Oompa Loompa with breasts' by US... →
“Did you have to go to another country to find losers”
Apr 23rd
It's Peanut Butta Jelly Time! →
 For a bit of history, get your wikipedia on: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_butter_jelly_time
Apr 20th
Bar of soap gives caffeine kick in the shower -... →
 A guy named Kaffine will come into my shower and kick me?
Apr 20th
SimpleWeather →
 Just the weather, without the bloat.
Apr 19th
A public safety message for husbands everywhere  →
 Duly noted.
Apr 19th
“Reminds of when I went shopping for cars with my uncle in Odessa, Ukraine. This...”
– Slashdot | HP Stops Selling Printers, Starts Selling Prints
Apr 19th
My Brief Career As A Phone-Sex Worker →
 Titillating stuff!
Apr 19th
Akon Molests 14 Year Old Girl On Stage - Video »... →
‘nappy headed ho’ comes to mind…
Apr 19th
» Google to Calendar users: Read the instructions  →
 What?! RTFM? Never!
Apr 19th
Apr 19th
Apr 19th
GameSpy: Top 10 Ways to Know You're a PC Snob →
Apr 18th
WatchWatch
On the Edge of Blade Runner (via Google Video)
Apr 18th
Media looks for nonexisting link to gaming in VT... →
WTF?!?
Apr 18th
BBC SPORT | Poland and Ukraine host Euro 2012 →
 Polish Peeps Reprazent!
Apr 18th
Inventions which never saw the light | the Daily... →
 OK, I NEED the Cat-Translator. We can finally figure out what Isis is trying to say.
Apr 18th
“But I totally agree, that show [American Idol] is f*****g horrible and proves...”
– Digg - Top Five TV Shows that Should be Canceled
Apr 17th
“Not only does MTV not play music, the music that is played on it is terrible....”
– Digg - Top Five TV Shows that Should be Canceled I don’t even bother reading the articles anymore - the comments section is way more entertaining. 
Apr 17th
5Top: TV shows that should be canceled - 5Top -... →
Apr 17th
Daily Cup of Tech » Ten PseudoTech Conversation... →
“As a typical computer geek, I have immersed myself into the tech community so much that I often find it difficult to talk with people about non-tech related subjects. At the same time, I know for a fact that people have difficulty talking with me because they feel that they can’t talk at my technical level about the things I am interested in.”
Apr 17th
San Jose Mercury News - Real winemaking a mouse... →
Hmm, I may need to get into this.
Apr 17th
Apr 16th
Digg - Digg Users, Help Student Disprove SUNY... →
SUNY Albany Reprazent!
Apr 16th
Pictures of Geek Culture →
I foresee some changed coming in my office…
Apr 16th
Game accessories strain relationships, decor |... →
Apr 13th
Scientists: masturbation not as good as sex | The... →
Apr 13th
San Jose Mercury News - Study finds poor pay... →
Apr 13th
“Geeks have seen all the porn you can imagine and then some, priming them to be...”
– The 10 Real Reasons Why Geeks Make Better Lovers -
Apr 12th
The 10 Real Reasons Why Geeks Make Better Lovers - →
 Cause we literaly make them - we build robots to have sex with j/k
Apr 12th
“open-source teledildonics”
– The 10 Real Reasons Why Geeks Make Better Lovers -
Apr 12th
Spelling
Her: And your name is?
Me: Bart.
Her: OK, can you spell that for me?
Apr 12th