June 2010
10 posts
“OH NO KNOCKED OVER YOUR THINGS carefully getting little broom in teeth and...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
Google Voice is now open to everyone, no invites... →
Yay for everyone!
“@ginatrapani Fine print on gay neighborhood salon waxing ad: “Sorry, no...”
– Twitter / Home
California Considers Turning License Plates into... →
“GMAC earlier this year surveyed about 5,000 motorists across the country with 20 test questions taken from various state driving tests, and for the second year in a row, California boasted more bad drivers than 47 other states.”
Director Furious As Lawmakers Watch Pirate Copy of... →
Politicians FAIL!
“yaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnn man mornings are tough WHAT DO YOU MEAN...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
xkcd: Worst-Case Scenario →
If you get the subtle irony in the second frame you are my hero :)
Internet Pronography By The Numbers |... →
I find #9 very confusing….
May 2010
49 posts
“lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick liiiiiiiiiick lick lick liiiick...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
Mythbusters stars sign new deal with Discovery... →
Video games? CoooooooooOOOOoooo?
Analogies
stuffmygirlfriendsays:
“Getting a brazilian wax is like putting a spoiler on your car. You can go faster and everyone who sees it knows you care about your ride.”
Purple Bee Crew: Announcing: Gregofest 2010 →
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OK - BIG NEWS!
Mark your calendars now! The 4th Annual GregoFest is set for Saturday August 14th at Purple Bee Studios in Lockhart, TX.
We’re still in the planning stages, but i can say this will be THE coolest event that the Purple Bee crew has done.
Right now we’re looking for…
Awww…I can’t be there this year, but I’ll watch the live stream. Way to go Purple...
“CONNECTION CLOSED BY FLAYING CAT oh sorry were you doing something with this...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
“rub MINE rub MINE rub MINE crash YOURS rub MINE”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
loved TEDTalks : Charles Fleischer insists: All... →
loved TEDTalks : Sivamani: Rhythm is everything,... →
loved TEDTalks : Derek Sivers: Weird, or just... →
loved TEDTalks : James Cameron: Before Avatar ...... →
loved TEDTalks : Jane McGonigal: Gaming can make a... →
loved TEDTalks : Michael Specter: The danger of... →
Purple Bee Crew: Coming Up: Arnie's Graduation... →
what: Arnie’s Graduation Party
when: Saturday May 15, 4pm - ??
where: Purple Bee Studios [map]
Arnie just graduted culinary school!! We’re gonna celebrate out at Kem & Grego’s place in Lockhart with tons of crawfish and beer and great music from Jabarvy, Moving Matter, Jimmy George,…
“HEY MY PAWS ARE MISSING oh whew they’re just under this cushion CRISIS...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
"%&#$!" Makes You Feel Better - Science News →
Swearing like a sailor may alleviate pain, it turns out that cussing a blue streak may be a good thing. “Swear words are unique,” “They’re really the link between the language system and the…
32 Pics Caught at Exactly the Right Moment →
Zoom, click, flash - and with that, through luck or skill of the photographer, sometimes an image is captured at just the right second. Here are 32 pictures caught at the perfect moment.
Senator: Airlines' carry-on fees "a slap in the... →
A NY Democrat is making a personal plea to the Treasury Department to rule that carry-on bags are a necessity for travel, which would make them exempt from a separate fee outside the ticket price….
“purrrrrrrrrr rub rub rub rub HOW YA DOING FATTY oh by the way YOU ARE OFFICIALLY...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
10 Awesome Webcam Feeds From Around the World →
“RUNNING A TORRENT SERVER IN THE KITCHEN should have tons of kibble shortly OH...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
“REVEAL YOUR SECRETS PILLOW oh we have ways of making you talk WHO AM I KIDDING...”
– Sockamillion (sockington) on Twitter
NBC Greenlights 'Undercovers', J.J. Abrams To... →
NBC has picked its first new drama series for next season: J.J. Abrams’ “Undercovers.”
Sniper Sets World Distance Record with Kill: 8,120... →
A British sniper set a world sharpshooting record by taking out two Taliban soldiers in Afghanistan from more than a mile and a half away — a distance so great, experts say the terrorists wouldn’t…
Art of the Accidental Penis (PICS) →
Though many things can be phallic, and at times some of us are more prone to see cock in things that don’t necessarily look like wang, these images leave little doubt of what they resemble.
“You wouldn’t download a car, would you?” - F**k you, I would if I...”
– Found on Digg.com comments for:
WTF? Porn Stars Make Anti-Piracy PSA (vid)
Watchxstevemurphy:
“You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we’re droppin’ Hamiltons!”
Lazy Sunday Live (with The Roots)
Ricky Martin: "I'm Gay." The World: "Yes, we... →
(via xstevemurphy)
“That’s Parkour. It’s a French martial art for getting around and over stuff.”
– Tracy Morgan (via david)
“How on earth has Toyota, in light of RECENT EVENTS, not retired the slogan...”
– The ever-hilarious Howard Megdal. (via xstevemurphy)
“I’m gonna get a tattoo that says ‘Helvetica’ but am going to get it in Arial....”
– Jason Zada (via allkindsofwonderful) (via xstevemurphy)