“OH NO KNOCKED OVER YOUR THINGS carefully getting little broom in teeth and sweeping my mess JUST KIDDING sitting over here watching pile”
“@ginatrapani Fine print on gay neighborhood salon waxing ad: “Sorry, no Brazilians or um… Bro-zilians”
“GMAC earlier this year surveyed about 5,000 motorists across the country with 20 test questions taken from various state driving tests, and for the second year in a row, California boasted more bad drivers than 47 other states.”
“yaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnn man mornings are tough WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S AFTERNOON anytime I get up is cat morning”
“lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick liiiiiiiiiick lick lick liiiick lick lick OKAY OFF SHIFT flump zzzzz”
Analogies
2 months ago“Getting a brazilian wax is like putting a spoiler on your car. You can go faster and everyone who sees it knows you care about your ride.”
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OK - BIG NEWS!
Mark your calendars now! The 4th Annual GregoFest is set for Saturday August 14th at Purple Bee Studios in Lockhart, TX.
We’re still in the planning stages, but i can say this will be THE coolest event that the Purple Bee crew has done.
Right now we’re looking for…
Awww…I can’t be there this year, but I’ll watch the live stream. Way to go Purple Bee Studios! In the 21st century!
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